Tri-weekly trips to the dog track and Fat Ray’s Canasta tourneys don’t come cheap, son. We could use some extra foldin’ money ourselves.
So we’ll make you a deal.
You give us money, and we’ll put any sorry video you want on our internets page. Show everyone how ‘cool’ you or your company think you are. But little motion picture better be pretty laaame or you can shove it.
Are you still here? You must really want to do this. Type your stuff in these little boxes and we’ll sift through everyones complaints and maybe reply to your electronic message with further specifications.